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Something totally confusing is happening on my account. I swear I'm not making this up. Whenever I try to comment on something on this site, it just clears out automatically, and there's no "post comment" button! I need help figuring out what on Earth is going on.
Copypasta from Rayman 3
Dear Player, it might surprise you to learn that yours truly is composed of eight hundred and sixteen polygons. Given that the garden-variety glute only contains THREE hundred and eighteen polygons, you can PLAINLY see why I'm on the cutting edge of 3D technology. Please note that I'm also endowed with twenty deformation bones and sixteen animations, resulting in a kind of flexibility that comes in handy during combat and in more intimate situations. My friends Lara, Snake, Mario, Freeman, or Jak may be jealous of my heavenly body, but my brain is nothing to sneeze at! My neuro network consists of nine hundred intricately intertwined code lines and twenty-one behavior patterns. So, if you still believe that Rayman is more sophisticated than me, answer the following question: How many times has Rayman lost since the start of the game? Hm? Hmm? More than me, that's for sure, given that I have never known defeat! Need I say more?
Minerva Mink in: Mink Madness
We find pompous huntress Judy DeLoughery tiptoeing through the forest. She shushes the camera, saying, “Be as quiet as you can, for I am hunting for a mink.” She continues through the catacombs for a bit until she sees footprints. “I say!” Judy exclaims. “Unless my eyes deceive me, that is indeed the trail of the common Neovison vison!” She follows the path to the large, hollowed-out log housing Minerva Mink. Judy gives out a hearty noblewoman’s laugh and says, “I have you now, my little accessory!” She sets up a trap on the doorstep, baiting Minerva with a mixture of smelt paste and peanut butter. “No mink can resist a mixture of smelt paste and peanut butter!” She says before knocking on the door and running behind a nearby tree. Minerva answers the door, sees the trap, and uses a big, long branch to scoop up the bait and bring it into her home. Judy is outraged, and tries to figure out what the heck just happened. She tries shoving the trap in through an open window, only to end up
Finishing Smashtasm Season 2
This machinima series was a lot of fun, and I'm sad that it had to be cancelled right when it was about to get awesome! So recently I decided to write up a basic synopsis of what I would have done for the rest of Season 2. Watch the videos first for context, if you have the time. Which you probably don't, so you can go read my Season 2 endgame right away if you wish to skip the hassle.
[Episode 6]
1337f0x, H, and Lamp gather together some friends like Link, Pakkery, Pimpachu, BlackBerri, and PrinceRok. Spead (a yellow Sonic player) is also introduced here as an admin. Meanwhile, Killa7 and Meta Dark, who finally gets a proper introduction,
I can't think of a good title...
The sarcastic part of me and my inner shipper are simultaneously saying, "Oh, gee, I wonder if Bolo approved of this!"
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Guessing you fixed it? C: Also, have a llama! 